Girl Stuff
Can't find anything.
They're remodeling Target.
Where are the tampons?

Finished Project
Two months of hard work
(Not all that hard, but still...)
Cisco reports: done.

Home Alone
Cody's in Houston.
No one hugged me after work,
so I'm kind of sad.

White Stag
Mom claims that Wal-Mart
is a great place to buy clothes.
I just don't agree.

Weldon's Birthday
Twenty-three today.
Known you one-fifth of your life,
You still crack me up.

More Cisco Mistakes
The data is wrong.
It's Ariana's fault.
No sweat off my back.