Girl Stuff
Can't find anything.
They're remodeling Target.
Where are the tampons?

Finished Project
Two months of hard work
(Not all that hard, but still...)
Cisco reports: done.

Home Alone
Cody's in Houston.
No one hugged me after work,
so I'm kind of sad.

White Stag
Mom claims that Wal-Mart
is a great place to buy clothes.
I just don't agree.